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Reviewing why you should pay for your porn

I don’t think it comes as a huge surprise to anyone that I have a fetish for gay porn and gay romance. One look at my Twitter feed would show you a plethora of adult entertainers; straight, gay, and other. So, it should come as no surprise that I watch … ahem … a large amount of porn. I have three subscriptions to different sites, based on what I am in the mood for at any given time. So, since I’m watching … why not share my obsession enjoyment of certain clips with you? And don’t worry about those of you who aren’t into porn; I’m limiting these reviews to Thursdays. So, you can find them if you want them or avoid them if you don’t. Deal? Good. And, just so we’re clear, every link in these posts is an affiliate link of some kind. Please do not feel obligated to click or not click.

Subscriptions? You mean you buy porn?

Yes. This isn’t even a shadow of a grey area. I know it’s easy to go on a tube site and watch clips or full pirated scenes. Just like it’s easy to watch pirated movies online. However, I’m in the camp that says if you love something, you should support it financially. Without the financial support of people willing to buy their scenes, studios will quickly fold. And then you’re left with going back to grainy scenes, filmed with an old iPhone and posted on a tube site. Trust me. I remember porn in the eighties. You don’t want that. So, any scene I review, you’re going to have to subscribe to view them but most sites are really reasonable on pricing and offer quite a value for your dollar.

Don’t other people already do this?

Yes. With varying degrees of success, there are quite a few bloggers out there who review scenes; some dedicated to specific sites while others review across the spectrum. Some bloggers have favourites (myself included) and others are little more than a hateblog. So, let’s get a few things established right off the bat;

  1. I’m not doing any of this for any profit. Yes, there are affiliate links, but you aren’t beholden to click on them or sign up using them. It’d be nice, but it’s not a condition of my writing.
  2. I’m not going to hate on anything. If a scene doesn’t work for me, I’ll still have something positive to say about it because it intrigued me enough to click. So if you’re coming to see me rake someone over the proverbial coals, look elsewhere.
  3. There will be sarcasm and shenanigans. Why? Because it’s me. I’m a terminal smartass and I believe in having fun. The way I review things will usually include at least ten percent snark.

If you can live with those three little declarations, I’m glad to have you on board.

Jordan
The Dirty Oracle

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