There are ten things that I think you should know about me.
- I’ve been doing phone sex work for ten years. You may not recognize the face but the voice is familiar, I’m sure.
- I’m Bostonian. That includes the attitude, the sarcasm, the devotion, and the ability to stay silent about anything I may or may not have seen/heard.
- I am powered entirely by coffee, wine, and sarcasm.
- I’m not as mean as you might have heard … I promise.
- I can be bribed … coffee is your best option. Dunkin Donuts, in particular.
- I’m meaner than you’ve heard.
- I am, at any given point, silly, vicious, kind, humiliating, sarcastic, and funny.
- No, you will never see my wife so stop asking.
- I have exactly zero compulsion to allow you to cum.
- There’s a lie in here somewhere. Figure it out and I’ll comp you a custom audio of your choice, up to five minutes. To redeem, mention it at the beginning of the call.
- Applicable to first call with me
- Redeemable once per person (I don’t care how many different names you use. I know voices.)
- Winner must provide at least the structure of the audio, if not the direct story line/script.
Wow, that’s a lot of information, isn’t it?