There are ten things that I think you should know about me.
Jordan, in ten-ish points or less
- I’ve been doing phone sex work for ten years. You may not recognize the face but the voice is familiar, I’m sure.
- I’m Bostonian. That includes the attitude, the sarcasm, the devotion, and the ability to stay silent about anything I may or may not have seen/heard.
- I am powered entirely by coffee, wine, and sarcasm.
- I’m not as mean as you might have heard … I promise.
- I can be bribed … coffee is your best option. Dunkin Donuts, in particular.
- I’m meaner than you’ve heard.
- I am, at any given point, silly, vicious, kind, humiliating, sarcastic, and funny.
- No, you will never see my wife so, stop asking.
- I have exactly zero compulsion to allow you to cum.
- There’s a lie in here somewhere.
Wow, that’s a lot of information, isn’t it?